Okay. I believe I have to come clean with something. I need to get it off my chest.
I know sometimes I try to look like I'm all strong and not easily fazed by these sort of things. I try to act all cool and macho in front of people. I pretend like I know what I'm doing and all the steps I'm taking is right.
However, I know that deep down inside, I'm just as vulnerable as the next girl. I'm not macho. I'm not strong. I'm not brave. I'm insecure.
So here goes, *takes deep breath*:
I'M AFRAID OF SPIDERS!!!!!
I spent the last 20 minutes staring at it, politely asking it to leave telepathically and coaxing it into a tupperware so I can release it outdoors. Unfortunately it escaped at some point and executed some acrobatics only to land on one of my tops. In pure horror I flung it out of my balcony door. The top I mean. It's still out there. I don't know if the spider went with it. :S
I'm sorry spider. I feel really bad. I didn't mean to make you waste your silk. I didn't mean to make you panic in the tupperware. I just don't want you sneaking up on me and planting a fast one. I hope you're enjoying the cool breeze outside.