We cut them up and ate their livers - Madagascar
And so, the new session begins. I'm still lethargic, I haven't gotten any momentum and I don't have any text books. Yet all I can think about are steak sandwiches oozing with cheese and mounds of caramelised onions. Damn you Esquire! I've been reading The Best Sandwiches in America. Goddamit. Unfortunately, most of the meat in them are swine. :(I then stumbled upon pictures of Sara Rue, the star of Less Than Perfect. She lost SO much weight! It's like SHIT, there goes ANOTHER role model. I mean America Ferrera is also thin now. So is Peter Jackson (you guys REALLY should see his transformation). What am I supposed to do? Oh, Sara Rue looks like Reese Witherspoon now btw. I think it's the chin. I swear if I lost that much weight I'd look like Reese too. :P I suppose I should start going to the gym eh?Oh and Prince Charles has recently banned foie gras from 'all royal menus'. Good on him. Out with cruelty against those poor ducks and geese. Do you know HOW they culture foie gras? Through this DISGUSTING process called gavage. People would force feed the birds through a funnel until their livers enlarge to unimaginable proportions. Not joking. So people, please, hands off the liver.
Edit: okay sorry I can't help but put this in. Some women have decided to boycott Glamour magazine because they photoshopped America Ferrera's picture on the cover. I find it a tad ridiculous to go to such lengths but I guess faking an actress' real size in order to make her look aesthetically pleasing to the public downgrades people's self esteem.