Breathe me in, Im yours to keep
I couldn't help myself. I succumbed to the call of Oprah yesterday afternoon. Ha ha. Yesterday, it was all about women's health. An interesting fact about women: when we are ovulating, we get a huge surge of Testosterone (aka the 'Desire Hormone') which induces us to *ahem* go out and copulate. Which probably explains a lot. *cough*. I read somewhere that men have twenty times more of the hormone than women. Therefore, it isn't wrong to say that all men are pervs and think about sex all the time. Except when football comes on. The urge comes back on when their fave team scores a goal or wins. And it increases ten fold when they win the Championship. So ladies, be prepared.
I can't sit properly because I have something on the most awkward place on my body. Goddamit it hurts like hell. All the chafing. Which is why I'd rather just lie down. Pah. Im silently praying that it will leave by Sunday and I don't get a fever. Because then I'd have to see the doctor and I don't like seeing doctors. Damn you Staph Aureus! (now, there are other bacteria responsible but SAs are the most common. :D)
My family is in Bandung now. They're shopping and meeting up with my aunties and uncles over the weekend. Pah. Jealous much. My mom asked if I can take a plane there. I said, 'No mom, Iya ada 2 meetings this weekend and I have classes on Friday.' She then said, 'Too bad for you then.' and laughed that famous cackle of hers. Pfft.
Every time I picture gravy on hot chips my heart starts to ache. I think I'm going crazy. I also think I need a chocolate cupcake with salted caramel peanuts on top of peanut butter frosting. I think I need a hug. I think I need to cry. I think I need a heat pack. I think I miss you. I think I need a pillow to sit on. I think this is stupid because PMS is OVER. I think I need some meat. I think I've gotten too much sun. I think I'm starting to get lazy early. I think there's something wrong with my body.
ps: I had Cheese Testing during my Biotech Lab today. Ngeh Ngeh. I'm liking this course already. :P
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