Aw Man…I am sooo having a crush on Chris Brown. *heart starts to palpitate*. I have to stop falling for these boyish types.

He IS a boy. And he isn't real Doro. I mean, he is, but he doesn't exist in your social circle.

But I suppose crushing on celebrities is better than falling for real guys right?

How is this better, Doro?

Yea well, when falling for guys who don't reciprocate or can't decide what to do or go on and break your heart anyway is more realistic than actually being in love, then I suppose imaginary flings could be satisfactory enough.

What the hell. Doro, have you gone insane?

Possibly I have, considering I'm talking to you.

You mean considering you're talking to yourself.

Yeah. Exactly. Hm.

Can I kick the sappy crap out of you now?

Yeah. Just a minute. Milo Ventimiglia's on the phone.

Sigh. *punches the daylights out of Doro*

I'm sorry folks, Doro won't be coming back anytime soon. I shall be taking over for the time being. So no cheesy, sentimental and sickly sweet bullcrap for say, 2 weeks? *peace*.

ps: Our winter break theme song won the rap collaboration grammy. So now I'm singing Ella, ella eh eh eh in my head. And imagining penguins dancing to it. Somehow, If singing it keeps popping out in my head. Memorrrrrieeeeeeessssss....oooof(Sheera punches Doro again).