Make love, like a man. I'm a man, that's what I am yea.
I've always wondered what I'd be like if I were a boy. It's a bit hard to visualise my traits because firstly, I think like a girl and cannot fathom what goes into a boy's personality and secondly, due to random assortment, I could have virtually anything my genes offer me.
Thus, based on my parents, my brother, other family members and my own personality, I've made a list of what I think I'd be like. Yea. Bizzaro. I'm just curious and I've got too much time on my hands.
I won't be that tall. Average-ish. 160-165? Maybe thats short. Haha. But thats based on my mom. I'll have a stocky body like my dad. Buncit sikit and I'll still have an ass. No, seriously, I will. Though not the big bumper you see now. But I'll be cute. Muahahhahaha. I suppose somewhat like my brother. And I'd have facial hair. That's not far off from reality. (oi, bang diri sendiri).
Sarcastic. Funny. Loud. Likes teasing girls (my brother does it aaaallll the time). Smart but Lazy. Control Macho. Even MORE stubborn. Not Romantic but Sweet enough. (I can see all you girls drooling already :P). Even MORE egoistic (is that the same as stubborn? hmm). Perasan Hot (just like my brother and cousins. Hahahaha). Occasionally a jerk who rejects girls. I wouldn't cheat though. It's still a no-no.
I'll probably play sports. I'd probably be good at tennis and badminton and ping pong. I'd probably play futsal occasionally. I'd probably LOVE cars (gross) and FHM (I think Esquire's better). I'd probably have lotsa porn (I'd be a GUY, ALL of them have porn..sorry mom, its true). I'd probably smoke. Then again, considering my upbringing, maybe not.
I'd be a bigger geek. I'd read more comics. I'd play more vidgames. I'd be more computer savvy. I'd still be into shoes. I'd still be into food. I'd still be into coffee and hanging out.
I'd get to go out late at night! Aw man, awesomeee!
I'd fall for cute girls. Small, petite ones who laugh hard at my jokes. *snorts*
Okay. I'm bored already. And theres just too much to sum up. But I swear I'd be a great catch if I were a guy (its that perasan hot act coming up). But really, I'm glad I'm a girl. I mean, you have pms as an excuse to be emo. :P
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