delusional diuretics and detrimental diarrhoea
Firstly, if you feel a little squeamish reading literally dirty (as opposed to figuratively meaning sex maniac/kinky-ish) stuff, then please just skip this post. :DI did a google search on the effects of diarrhoea and coffee and came out with fantabulous results.
Apparently coffee not only causes diarrhoea, constipation and dyspepsia, it also induces premenstrual syndrome. Now that explains ALOT. Especially when it comes to my mom. Ngeh ngeh ngeh.The caffeine is thought to inhibit an enzyme in your small intestine that 'regulates mucosal secretions'. When the amount of secretions increase, so does the amount of fluid in your stool. (stool rhymes with tool. which is wat my brother is. but i suppose calling him stool is funny too). It is also a diuretic, which means it extracts the fluid from the gastrointestinal region and forces you to pee more. (which will then smell like coffee and which i find very fascinating. This also happens when you eat Rotiboy. :D). Therefore, the tag team of diuretics and diarrhoea inducer will produce a sure fire recipe for dehydration. You'll find yourself going to the toilet more often. Not good.I will therefore, try very hard not to have anymore coffee (or god help me, milk) for the next few days. Although I'm secretly glad that my loss of appetite and fluids is leading to a shed of kilograms. Yea, I'm an idiot. But I'm also a girl who has thin friends.Anyway, the diuretics are still working their magic. I'm off to pee.